Subject: Dog Names
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 04 2003 - 06:18:55 EST
"Dog Names"
Carol was visiting her blonde friend, and
noticed she had acquired two new dogs.
Carol asked, "Cathy, those are sure nice
dogs. What are their names?"
The blonde answered, "This is Rolex and
that one is Timex."
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?"
Whereupon Cathy responded, "What else you
going name watch dogs?"
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"Smart Dog"
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed
three men and a dog playing cards.
The dog was playing with extraordinary performance.
"This is a very smart dog," the man commented.
"Not so smart," said one of the players. "Every
time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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