Subject: Jack and Jill
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 04 2003 - 06:17:40 EST
"Jack and Jill"
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father
sat him down for a little fireside chat...... He says,
"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants
and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here -
try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too
big, I can't wear them.' So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear
the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since
that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good
thing to try."
So, on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and
says to Jill, "Here try these on." So she does and says,
"These are too large; they don't fit me."
So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill takes off her pants, hands them to Jack and
says, "Here you try on mine." So he does and says,
"I can't get into your pants."
Then Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your
smart arse attitude, you never will."
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