Subject: Insurance Claim
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Nov 03 2003 - 12:31:19 EST
"Insurance Claim"
Following the birth of my second child, I called our
insurance company to inquire about my short-term
disability policy.
"I just had a baby," I proudly announced to the
representative who picked up the phone.
"Congratulations! I'll get all of your information and
activate your policy," she assured me. After taking
down basic facts like my name and address, she
asked,
. . ."Was this a work-related incident?"
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"Burned Ears"
A blonde walks into work, with both of her ears all
bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to
your ears?"
She says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the
phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron
instead of the phone."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what
happened to your other ear?"
The blonde replies, "Well, the stupid jerk called again!"
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