Subject: In The Airplane Rest Room
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Nov 05 2003 - 06:55:30 EST
"In The Airplane Rest Room"
[Two voices - male and female - on a plane.]
"I think everyone's asleep, lets go."
[Sound of steps.]
"This one's empty ... no-ones looking ... you go
in first."
"It a bit cramped - let me sit down."
"Have you got the protection? Quick - put it on."
Sniff, sniff...
"Ah perfume - you think of everything."
"This is great ..." (long sigh)
Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.
"This is the captain speaking, to those two people
in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and
it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations.
Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom
off the smoke detector!"
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