Subject: Arsenic...Please
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 21 2003 - 06:53:35 EDT
"Arsenic...Please"
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the
druggist for some arsenic. The druggist asks,
"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
The lady calmly states, "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you any for that reason," says the
druggist. The lady then reaches into her purse
and pulls out a photo of a man and a woman
in a rather compromising position, where the
man is her husband and the woman is the
druggist's wife, and shows it to the druggist.
He looks at the photo and says, "Oh, I didn't
know you had a prescription!"
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