Subject: You Might Be Anal-retentive If...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 21 2003 - 06:56:38 EDT
"You Might Be Anal-retentive If..."
14. you eat the M&Ms in color order.
13. you fold your dirty clothes before putting
them in the hamper.
12. you have to have all boxes in the kitchen
facing the same way and in order by size.
11. you have all your canned goods organized by
type, flavor, and use and they're all facing the front.
10. all you books, CDs, and movies have to be
alphabetical order.
9. you require no less than 230 threads per inch
on your sheets. ...and they are tucked so tightly
that you really could bounce a quarter on them.
8. you alphabetize your spices.
7. you actually bother trying to convince someone
that the 3rd millennium hasn't begun yet (or that it
*has* begun).
6. you organize your closet by color, season,
and fabric.
5. you flame every person who sent you email
because the emails weren't spelled correctly or
grammatically correct.
4. you remove the tires to wash inside the wheel-
wells of your vehicle.
3. you collect the little postcards in magazine
issues... ..for recycling.
2. every e-mail reply that you send has been
through a grammar checker... ..and you
correct the original message.
1. you're on a "calorie-counting" diet and you
count the calories in the hot sauce on your
"Big Beef Burrito Supreme"
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