Subject: Divorce Hearing
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 19 2003 - 11:11:15 EDT
"Divorce Hearing"
Mr. and Mrs. Cload came before the judge for their
divorce hearing. The judge asked, "What are the
grounds?"
Mrs. Cload replied, "Cruel and inhuman punishment,
your Honor. He tied me to the bed and then forced
me to sing "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
while he peed all over me."
The judge shuddered and said, "Good heavens,
that's disgusting!"
"Darn right, your Honor," Mrs. Cload yelled. "He
knows how much I hate that awful song!"
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