Subject: Work Virus
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 19 2003 - 11:10:53 EDT
"Work Virus"
There is a new virus code name is "work."
If you receive "work", from your colleagues,
your boss, via e-mail or any one else, do not
touch "work" under any circumstances. This
virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with
this virus. Put on your jacket and take two good
friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order
three drinks and after repeating 14 times, you
will find that "work" has been completely deleted
from your brain.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at
least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do
not have 5 friends, this means that you are
already infected by this virus and "work" already
controls your whole life.
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"Cat In The Copier"
This is an actual account by a worker at a
technical support and service center. One
particular customer had an old console-type
machine with a print head that would ride
back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also
had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge
of the printer next to the operator.
Well, one day we got a service call that said,
"Cat caught in machine, come quick!" When
I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending
their various wounds, scratches and contusions.
No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were
running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in
his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer
at the most inopportune time and got sucked in!
Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and
clawed at everyone who came close. They finally
freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere
near the machine.
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