Subject: Traffic Fine
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 16 2003 - 10:57:47 EDT
"Traffic Fine"
"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled
the motorist as the police officer handed him
a receipt for his speeding traffic fine.
"Keep it," the officer advised. "When you get
three of them, you get a bicycle."
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"Fishing Clergy"
Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing.
"I'm thirsty," said the first. "I'm going to go get
myself a Coke." So he got out of the boat,
walked across the water, and came back with
his Coke.
"Ooh, that looks good," said the second and got
out of the boat. He walked across the water, got
his Coke, and came back.
"You're right," said the third. "I think I'll get one too."
He steps out of the boat and sinks like a rock.
"Hey," said the first clergyman to the second,
"should we tell him where the rocks are?"
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