Subject: Back Seat
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu May 08 2003 - 13:30:55 EDT
"Back Seat"
A guy took a blonde out on a date one night.
Eventually, they ended up parked at 'lovers
point' where they started making out. After
things started to progress, the guy thought
he might get lucky. After a few more minutes
of fooling around, he asked his date, "Do you
want to get into the back seat?"
"NO!" she answered. Okay, he thought, maybe
she's not ready yet. Now he has her shirt and
skirt off and the windows are steamed. Things
are getting really hot, so he asks again, "Do
you want to get into the back seat?"
"NO!" she answers again. Now he has her bra
off, they're both very sweaty, and she even has
his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS
to want it now. "Do you want to get into the back
seat NOW?" he asks again.
"NO!" she answers yet again.
Frustrated, he asks the blonde, "Well, why not?"
"Because I want to stay up here with you!!!"
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