Subject: Fine Wine
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu May 08 2003 - 13:31:41 EDT
"Fine Wine"
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out
like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on
them and keep them in the dark until
they mature into something with which
you'd like to have dinner with."
"Women are like fine wine. They all start
out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the
mind and then turn full-bodied with age
until they go all sour and vinegary and
give you a headache."
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"In The Hospital"
Sam was just coming out of anesthesia after a
series of tests in the hospital, and his wife, Sally,
was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open,
and he murmured, "You're beautiful."
Flattered, Sally continued her vigil while he
drifted back to sleep.
Later he woke up and said, "You're cute."
"What happened to 'beautiful'?" Sally asked.
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
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