Subject: Phone Call
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 07 2003 - 13:12:49 EDT
"Phone Call"
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her what had happened to
her ears.
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang -- but
instead of picking up the phone I accidentally
picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But what happened to your other ear?"
"The jerk called back."
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"A Blonde Pilot"
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she
wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes
were currently in use, the owner agreed to
instruct her on how to pilot the solo helicopter
by radio. He took her out, showed her how to
start it and gave her the basics, and sent her
on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she
radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view
is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang
of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how
easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor
watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was
beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as
she crashed about half a mile away. He ran
over and pulled her from the wreckage. When
he asked what happened, she said: "I don't know!
Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I
was starting to get cold. I can barely remember
anything after I turned off the big fan."
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