Subject: The Exam
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 26 2003 - 09:58:03 EST
"The Exam"
The college professor had just finished explaining
an important research project to his class. He
emphasized that this paper was an absolute
requirement for passing his class, and that there
would be only two acceptable excuses for being
late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or
a death in the student's immediate family.
A student in the back of the classroom waved his
hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual
exhaustion, professor?" As you would expect, the
class exploded in laughter. When the students had
finally settled down, the professor froze the young
man with a glaring look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to
learn to write with your other hand."
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