Subject: Small Towns
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Mar 25 2003 - 11:25:32 EST
"Small Towns"
The US is full of small towns. For those never
having traveled to or lived in one, the following
will illustrate pretty much what life's like there.
My hometown was so small...
* the clinic was called Joe's Hospital and Grill
* long distance calls are delayed when the area
code is busy
* the town Lady of the Evening stands under a
flashlight
* in order to paint traffic lines, the road had to be
widened
* instead of hoses, the Fire Department uses water
pistols
* you had to make a reservation to use the parking
meter
* during snowstorms, salt was spread using a salad
shooter
* the local Motel 6 sleeps six
* during a boxing match, both men have to sit in the
same corner
* the class valedictorian had both the highest & lowest
averages
* the Mayor was also the Sheriff, Town Council & street
sweeper
* we had no porn movie house; once a week someone
left the shades up
* the municipal water system's pump was supplied by
Water Pik
* before you visited, you could look out a window & see
who was home
* there was no town idiot -- everybody had to take turns
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