Subject: An Affair
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Mar 25 2003 - 11:24:38 EST
"An Affair"
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever
her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old
son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car
in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as
well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in
here, isn't it? "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna
buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the
man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball,"
the little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?"
the man replies after considering the position he is in.
"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-
FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously,
but complies to protect his hidden position.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman
again when she hears a car in the driveway and,
again, places her lover in the closet with her little
boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes it is," replies the man. "Wanna buy a baseball
glove?" the little boy asks. "OK. How much?" the
hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.
"Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is
completed.
The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey,
son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some
catch." "I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father,
expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and
candy. "Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery!
I'm taking you to the church right now. You must
confess your sin and ask for forgiveness," the
father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional,
draws the curtain, sits down, and says, "It's dark in
here, isn't it?"
"Don't you start that crap in here again!" the priest says.
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