Subject: The Drugstore Purchase
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 13 2003 - 09:21:53 EST
"Medical Advice"
One of our geeks was at my computer adjusting
some settings so I took the opportunity to ask
him a question.
"With all this stuff going around, how do I know
if I have a virus?"
He kept working, but without missing a beat he said,
. . . "It will burn when you pee."
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"The Drugstore Purchase"
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one
day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded
to the check-out counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy,
"Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how these
are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for
me. They are for my brother, he's four. We saw
on TV that if you use these you would be able to
swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
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