Subject: The Late Osama
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 12 2003 - 06:32:22 EST
"The Late Osama"
After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama
made his way to the pearly gates. There, he was
greeted by George Washington. "How dare you
attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled
Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry came up from behind, "You wanted
to end the American's liberty, so they gave you
death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose.
James Madison came next and said, "This is why
I allowed the government to provide for the common
defense!" He took a sledge hammer and whacked
Osama's knees.
Osama was subject to similar beatings from John
Randolph, James Monroe and 67 other people who
had the same love for liberty and America. As he
writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled
him back toward the gate where he was to be judged.
As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot
destination, he screamed, "This is not what I was
promised!" An angel replied, "I told you there would
be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think
I said?"
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