Subject: Men Jokes
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 13 2003 - 09:22:23 EST
"Men Jokes"
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm
satisfaction? A teabag.
How can you tell when a man is well hung? When
you can just barely slip your finger in between his
neck and the noose.
Why don't men wear tight underwear? It cuts off
circulation to the brain!
What's the most common cause of hearing loss
amongst men?
A wife saying she wants to talk to him.
Why is food better than men? Because you don't
have to wait an hour for seconds.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white? So men can
tell if they are coming or going.
What did the Indian say when the white man tied his
penis in a knot? "How come?"
Why do men have trouble parking sideways? They
think that tiny, little space is also a foot long.
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