Subject: Fresh Meat
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 05 2003 - 06:31:59 EST
"Fresh Meat"
One day, a wife goes up to her husband and
asks for twenty dollars to buy meat. "Are you
crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over
to a mirror. "Let me show you something? This
twenty-dollar bill is mine. The one in the mirror
is yours. Get it?" The wife nods.
The next day, the husband returns home to find
a freezer full of meat. Angry, he asks his wife
about it. She pulls him over to the mirror and lifts
up her skirt.
"See the one in the mirror? That's yours. This
one is the butcher's."
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