Subject: Baltimore K-9
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 05 2003 - 06:30:38 EST
Dear Dog,
I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog
pound for the broken lamp which you did not break;
the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you
did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with
red paint...
Things here at the house are calmer now, and
Just to show you that I have no hard feelings
towards you, I am sending you a picture, so you
will always remember me.
Best regards,
The Cat
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"Baltimore K-9"
The Baltimore Police Department, famous
for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken
aback by a recent incident. Returning home
from work, a woman had been shocked to
find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
channels, and a K-9 officer patrolling nearby
was first on the scene. As he approached the
house with his dog on a leash, the woman ran
out on the porch, clapped a hand to her head
and moaned, "I come home from work to find
all my possessions stolen, I call the police for
help, and what do they do? They send a blind
policeman!"
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