Subject: Monsters
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 07 2003 - 10:09:33 EST
"Warning"
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of
the road holding up a sign that said, "The End
is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's
too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to
each passing car.
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the
first driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard a big splash.
"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we
should just put up a sign that says 'bridge out'
instead?"
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"Monsters"
A man visited a psychiatrist to talk about
his dreams.
"Every night," the man said, "I dream that
these three hideous monsters are sitting
on the edge of my bed, ready to attack me."
"Hmmm," said the doctor. "I feel sure I can
cure you of this problem. But the treatment
will be costly. I charge $200 per weekly
session and it may take a couple of years
to solve your problem."
"Two hundred dollars per session!" the man
gasped. "Never mind getting rid of the monsters,
Doctor. I think I'll go home and try to make
friends with them!"
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