Subject: Gracious Hostess
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jun 26 2003 - 09:17:42 EDT
"Gracious Hostess"
Lucy, ever the gracious hostess, was serving drinks at
one of her parties over the Holidays. A friend of hers
brought his brother who had just been ordained a
Priest. She offered the friend a drink from the
tray and said, "I'm sorry Father, I'll go right back
to the kitchen and bring you a coke."
The Priest smiled and said, "No need to. I may have
alcohol. Priests abstain from sex, not the grape."
"Oh!" said Lucy blushing, "I knew it was one or the
other that I wasn't supposed to offer you."
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