Subject: Operation
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jun 25 2003 - 11:40:56 EDT
"Operation"
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long
time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks
the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once
it's done, there's no going back. It will change your
life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change
my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or
I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my
better judgment!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he
is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down
the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading
towards him is another patient, who is walking
exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve,"It
looks as if you've just had the same operation as
me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after
37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "DAMN!
THAT'S the word!
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