Subject: A Fisherman's Tale
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 24 2003 - 22:48:46 EDT
"A Fisherman's Tale"
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.
One looks up and sees a funeral procession
starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes
off his cap, and bows his head.
The procession crosses the bridge and the man
puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and
continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't
know you had it in you." The first guy responds,
"Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I
was married to her for 40 years."
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"Wedding Anniversary"
Bill was a crotchety old fellow who always took
breakfast with his wife. He would read the morning
paper while she fumed at his neglect, and today of all
days because it was their 25th wedding anniversary.
She fumed, "Bill! Put down that paper and let's talk
about how we are going to celebrate our wedding
anniversary today. What do you suggest?"
Bill put his newspaper down, removed and polished
his glasses, stared for a moment into the distance,
then said, "How about two minutes of silence?"
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