Subject: Tie Tiny Bikini
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jun 18 2003 - 15:07:49 EDT
"Scouting"
While leading a party of girl scouts through the
woods in silent Indian fashion, our troop leader
suddenly came upon a clearing where a young
couple was engaged in an indecent act.
"Back ladies, back!" cried the leader, "There's
a very dangerous beast out there!"
But it was too late, several of the kids had more-
or-less seen all. They asked their leader what was
happening. "Well, if you... er... must know, they
were practicing a brand new form of artificial
respiration."
"WOW !" exclaimed the oldest of the group. "I
know which merit badge I'm gonna try for next."
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"Tie Tiny Bikini"
A 16-year-old girl bought herself a very tiny
bikini. Very proud she came home and put
it on. She then showed her mother how
she looked in it.
"What do you think mom?" she asked.
Her mother replied: "If I wore that when I was
your age, you would have been 5 years older."
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