Subject: Sunday School
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jun 18 2003 - 15:08:15 EDT
"Sunday School"
The Sunday School teacher was speaking to
her class one Sunday morning and she asked
the question, "When you die and go to Heaven
.....which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your
hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy
replied, "...Because when you pray,
you hold your hands together in front of you and
G~d just takes your hands first!"
"What a wonderful answer!" the teacher said.
Tommy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I
think it's your legs."
The teacher looked at him with the strangest
look on her face. "Now, Tommy, why do you
think it would be your legs?"
Tommy said, "Well, I walked into Mom and
Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mom had
her legs straight up in the air and she was
going, 'Oh Lord, I'm coming!'... If Dad hadn't
had her pinned down, we'd have lost her."
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