Subject: Social Security Sex
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 17 2003 - 19:54:25 EDT
"Social Security Sex"
Two men were talking.
"So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not
enough to live on!"
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"Women's Humor"
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly
and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom,
I squirted it all over the doorknobs and he couldn't
get back in.
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