Subject: I am a Lesbian
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jun 12 2003 - 06:38:53 EDT
"I am a Lesbian"
A guy walked into a bar and noticed a beautiful
blonde sitting at the bar.
He walked up to her and said, "Can I buy you
a drink?"
She replied, "Yes you may, but you won't get
to first base with me."
"And why not?" replied the guy.
"Because I'm a lesbian." she replied.
"Oh, so you're from Lebanon."
"You don't know what a lesbian is, do you?"
"No, I can't say I do." replied the guy.
"Let me try to explain." said the blonde.
"You see that girl at the end of the bar?
Well, I would like to make passionate love
to her, and kiss her all over all night long."
She looked aside and saw the guy with his
head down sobbing uncontrollably.
"What's the matter with you?!"
The guy slowly looked up at her and said
"Gosh...I think I'm a lesbian, too!"
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