Subject: Modern Medicine
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jun 12 2003 - 06:40:22 EDT
"Modern Medicine"
This happened to my wife, who had been in a
wheelchair for over 45 years: She had a heart
attack and was recovering in the hospital when
her substitute doctor came in to check on her.
Once finished, he announced "now you can
get up and walk the halls."
She said, "You mean that I can walk now! If I
had known that, would happen I would have
done this a long time ago!"
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"Some Apple Juice"
Marvin was in the hospital. He was an old man.
Anyway, there was this young nurse. Every
time she came in, she talked to him like a little
child. She would say in a patronizing tone of
voice, "And how are we doing this morning?!"
One day, Marvin had received breakfast, and
pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his
stand. He had been given a Urine Bottle to fill.
The juice was apple juice. You know where
the juice went.
The nurse came in and picked up the urine bottle.
She looks at it. "It seems we are a little cloudy
today..."
At this, Marvin snatched the bottle out of her hand,
pops off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well,
I'll run it through again, and maybe I can filter it
better this time."
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