Subject: Honeymoon
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jun 11 2003 - 13:12:29 EDT
"Honeymoon"
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds
retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom
turned down the lights and found some nice CDs
to stack on the player. Then he excused himself
and returned in pajamas and robe. He opened a
bottle of champagne and poured them each a
drink, unaware that his new bride had already
had more than enough to drink.
Finally, he took the girl of his dreams, whom he
had wed after a whirl-wind courtship, by the hand
and tenderly began to lead her towards the bedroom.
"Damn !" she muttered, "every stinking time I go out
with a guy it always ends up the same way."
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