Subject: Men's Errors........
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 10 2003 - 18:44:57 EDT
"Men's Errors And Length Of Time Until
You Can Expect *Not* To Get Any."
Giggling at her for getting misty at
the end of a chick flick.
- 4 days
Using any expression other than making love
to refer to sex.
- 4 days
Tone of voice that she doesn't like while talking
about her mother.
-5 days
Actually saying no you don't want to go when
she says.."It's okay if you don't want to go."
- 6 days
Shushing her during ESPN SportsCenter.
- 8 days.
Bringing up the possibility of a threesome:
With her friend...2days
With her sister...19 days
With her mom.......6 months
Shrugging your shoulders and grunting when
she asks how the makeup she just spent
1-1/2 hours putting on looks.
-2 days
Showing up 1/2 hour late because there was
a really cool police chase on TV.
- 3 days
Not answering quickly or vehemently enough
when she asks you if you would ever cheat on her.
-12 days
Accusing her of having PMS:
when she doesn't - 8 days
when she does -12 days
Failing to be serious about a relationship quiz
in Cosmopolitan.
- 4 days
Casually remarking that if she decided she wanted
a boob job you'd be willing to pay for it.
- 6 days
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