Subject: Placing An Order
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 09 2003 - 02:30:27 EDT
"Placing An Order"
A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table
and an attractive young waitress comes for his
order. He gives her a smile and says, "I want a
quickie."
She turns red in the face and ahems, "Sir, I
don't know what kind of restaurant you're used
to eating in, but I can assure you you're not going
o get a quickie here!"
"How disappointing," the man replied. "Could you
ask the chef to make an exception?"
"He doesn't have anything to do with it!" says the
waitress indignantly.
"Hmmm," do you know anywhere around here
where I could get a quickie?"
"I'm SURE I don't know," answers the waitress
loudly.
A patron from the next table leans over and taps
the man on the shoulder, "I think it's pronounced
QUICHE."
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