Subject: Friendly Argument
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 09 2003 - 02:30:02 EDT
"Friendly Argument"
During a friendly argument, my husband asked
me why I married him in the first place. "I was
just stupid," I teased. When he said he was
happy to hear that, I requested an explanation.
"People get divorced all the time because they
fall out of love," he said. "But I've never heard
of anybody falling out of stupid."
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"Cinnamon Rolls"
At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for my husband
to comment on my first attempt at homemade
cinnamon rolls.
After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If
I baked these commercially, how much do you think
I could get for one of them?"
Without looking up from his newspaper he replied,
"About 10 years."
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