Subject: That Darn Cat
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 27 2003 - 11:28:19 EDT
"Things Only Women Understand"
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoe in
different colors.
8. Why Bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your
last time.
5. The difference between beige, off-white,
bone, and ecru.
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale
ever made.
1. Other women.
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"That Darn Cat"
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided
to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks
from his home and leaving him at the park. As he
was getting home, the cat was walking up the
driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks
away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving
back up his driveway, there was the cat! The man
kept taking the cat further and further and the cat
would always beat him home. At last he decided to
drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the
bridge, then right again and another right until he
reached what he thought was a safe distance from
his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen,
is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that S.O.B. on
the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
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