Subject: That Darn Cat
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 27 2003 - 03:18:44 EDT
"Weather Prediction"
To tell the weather, go to your back door and look
for the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably
raining.
But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet,
it is probably raining really hard.
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong
way, it's probably windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you
have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially
if you expect bad weather.
Sincerely,
The CAT
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"That Darn Cat"
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided
to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks
from his home and leaving him at the park. As he
was getting home, the cat was walking up the
driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks
away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving
back up his driveway, there was the cat! The man
kept taking the cat further and further and the cat
would always beat him home. At last he decided to
drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the
bridge, then right again and another right until he
reached what he thought was a safe distance from
his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen,
is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that S.O.B. on
the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
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