Subject: Morticians
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 27 2003 - 03:11:40 EDT
"Morticians"
There were three morticians trading stories in
a bar one night. The first one says, "What a
day I had today. The guy wasn't wearing his
seat belt and his head flew into the windshield.
Took me all day to make the face look natural."
Not to be outdone, the second mortician says,
"You think that's bad? I had this guy in who got
hit by a train while he was riding his bike. Took
me TWO days to put all the pieces back together!"
The third mortician just shook his head. "You
guys have it easy," he said. "I had this female
parachutist whose chute didn't open. She
landed on a flagpole and it took me all week
just to wipe the smile off her face!"
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