Subject: Down On The Farm
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 27 2003 - 03:04:54 EDT
"Down On The Farm"
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer
uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed
him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc.
After three days, however, it was obvious that the
nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was
running out of things to amuse him with.
Finally, the uncle had an idea. "There's no one
around for miles, why don't you grab a gun, take
the dogs, and go shooting?" This seemed to cheer
the nephew up, and off he went, dogs in trail.
That afternoon, the nephew returned. "How did you
enjoy that?" asked the uncle.
"It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any
more dogs?"
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"Fabric Counter"
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter,
a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for
a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male
clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take 10 yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over
his face, the clerk quickly measured out and
wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to
a little old man standing beside her.
"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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