Subject: Census On A Farm
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 26 2003 - 02:29:40 EDT
"Census On A Farm"
A census taker in a rural area went up to a
farmhouse and knocked. When a woman
came to the door, he asked her how many
children she had and their ages.
She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally
and Billy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth &
Beth, they're sixteen. And the twins, Penny and
Jenny, they're fourteen ... "
"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get
twins EVERY time?"
The woman answered, "Heck no, there were
hundreds of times we didn't get nothin'."
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