Subject: Biblical Characters As High-tech Promoters
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 26 2003 - 02:30:25 EDT
"Biblical Characters As High-tech Promoters"
Couldn't biblical characters be recruited as
high-tech promoters? Consider the following
tech advocates and their ad slogans:
10. Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate
for anything. Why not you?
9. Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource
Center (Excedrin.com): Take two tablets and
call me in the morning.
8. The dove for UPS.com: Guaranteed delivery
in 40 days and 40 nights.
7. Adam and Eve for Dell: No Apples for us.
We've learned the hard way.
6. Solomon for Microsoft: Don't cut the baby in
half.
5. Joseph for Nikon Coolpix: Only Nikon can
capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel
dreamcoat.
4. Methuselah for AARP.org: Life begins at 960.
3. John the Baptist for DunkinDonuts.com: You'll
be head over heels for our new Munchkin platter.
2. Pharaoh for Symantec: If only we'd had Norton
AntiPlague 2003 in 2003...B.C.E.
1. Job for Nasdaq: 'Nuff said.
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