Subject: Proper Precautions
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 20 2003 - 09:29:35 EST
"Proper Precautions"
A 78 year-old man came into the Doctor's office
and complained of being tired.
The doctor asked if he'd done anything unusual lately.
The man said, "Well, Wednesday night I picked up
a 20 year old secretary, went back to her place, and
nailed her 3 times. Thursday, I met a 19 year old
waitress at the diner and we went out to Lover's Rock
and made love 4 times. Friday, I went out with an 18
year old friend of my granddaughter's and we ended
up making it in the back of my Ford. Saturday I was
lured into a motel by 17 year old twins..."
The doctor said, "That's absolutely astonishing. But
with all the dangers of sex these days, I hope you took
proper precautions..."
"Of course," the old geezer replied, "I gave 'em all
phony names..."
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