Subject: Care To Dance
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 20 2003 - 09:28:45 EST
"Shopping in a Supermarket"
A man parked his car at the supermarket and
was walking past an empty cart when he heard
a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that
cart?"
"No," he answered. "I'm only after one thing."
As he walked toward the store, he heard her
murmur, "Just like a man."
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"Care To Dance"
At the bar one night, a man approached one
of the ladies standing near the edge of the
dance floor.
"Would you like to dance?" he asked.
The girl didn't even look at him when she
replied, "I don't like this song, and even if
I did, I wouldn't dance with you."
The man immediately said, "Oh, I'm sorry,
but you must have misunderstood me. I
said, 'You look fat in those pants.'"
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