Subject: Lipstick
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jan 16 2003 - 13:31:17 EST
"Lipstick"
A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox.
The little boy has to go to take a pee and he
was told by his mother to always be polite and
don't talk about private matters in public.
At first he holds it in for a little while because he
does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse
himself. Then he remembers what his Mom had
said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the
table. So he turns to the little girl and says, "Will
you excuse me I have to go powder my nose."
And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and
runs to the washroom.
When he comes back the little girl looks up at him
and asks, "Did you powder your nose?"
"Yes," said the little boy stepping back into the
sandbox.
"Well then," says the little girl with a smile, "You'd
better close your purse because your lipstick is
hanging out."
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