Subject: Amazing Memory
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jan 16 2003 - 13:29:54 EST
"Amazing Memory"
One day a guy on a vacation heard of an Indian
with an amazing memory, so he decided to visit
the Indian and see what the big deal was.
He went to the Indian and asked him, "What did
you eat for breakfast on July 2, 1961?"
The Indian replied, "Eggs."
The same man came back 10 years later to see
the Indian again. He greeted him by saying, "How."
The Indian said, "Fried."
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"Shortcut"
Two men were walking home after a party and
decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery
just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery
they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise
coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with
fear, they found an old man with a hammer and
chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching
his breath,
"You scared us half to death -- we thought you
were a ghost! What are you doing working here
so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They
misspelled my name!"
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