Subject: Assertiveness
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jan 15 2003 - 13:49:55 EST
"Assertiveness"
Working as a secretary at an international
airport, my sister had an office adjacent to
where security temporarily holds suspects.
One day security officers were questioning
a man when they were suddenly called away
on another emergency. To the horror of my
sister and her colleagues, the man was left
alone in the unlocked room. After a few minutes,
the door opened, and he began to walk out.
Summoning up her courage, one of the secretaries
barked, "Get back in there, and don't come out
until you're told!"
The man scuttled back inside and slammed
the door. When the security people returned,
the woman reported what had happened.
Without a word, an officer walked into the room
and released one very frightened telephone
repairman.
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"New Virus"
Just got this in from a reliable source:
It seems that there is a virus out there called
the Senile Virus that even the most advanced
programs from Norton cannot take care of, so
be warned, it appears to affect those of us who
were born before 1960!
Symptoms of Senilus Vireous ( Senile Virus)
1. Causes you to send same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send to wrong person.
4. Causes you to send back to person who
sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've
finished the
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