Subject: Marital Happiness
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 14 2003 - 05:52:47 EST
"Marital Happiness"
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be
talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I
want you to teach me how to make my new
husband happy."
The mother took a deep breath and began,
"When two people love, honor, and respect
each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..."
"I know about sex, mother," the bride-to-be
interrupted. "I want you to teach me how to
make lasagna."
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