Subject: In a Whorehouse
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 13 2003 - 05:55:21 EST
"In a Whorehouse"
A little boy hears the word whorehouse in school
and asks his father what it means. His father is
quite shocked, and replies:
"Well, uh... you go there to... have a good time."
The boy starts screaming and hollering that he
wants to go there too, but his father insists that
he's too young.
Saturday night his dad and a few friends go to
"Suzie's" to "have a good time", not knowing the
little boy is following them.
After his father leaves, the little boy enters the
whorehouse and tells the Madame that he wants
to have a good time. She's a bit puzzled at first,
but being a kind-hearted lady she gives him three
doughnuts and tells him to leave.
Later that night he comes home, his parents all
worried. His father approaches him first and
asks him where he's been.
"IN A WHOREHOUSE!" he screams proudly.
"WHAT? Well... uh... how was it?"
"I managed the first two without any problem,
but I just licked the last."
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