Subject: Assessment
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 13 2003 - 05:53:21 EST
"Quality Flying"
A stewardess approached a gentleman who
was voicing his complains rather loudly.
"Yes, Sir?"
"I want to complain about this airline. Every time
I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight
movie, and there are no window blinds so I can't
sleep."
"Captain, shut up and land the plane."
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"Assessment"
Penny, a good Assessment nurse was awakened
at 4 a.m. to make a house call. She reluctantly
got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the
examination, she told the patient to send immediately
for his lawyer and relatives and friends and make a will.
When she got home and told her husband of what
she had seen and done. Her husband asked, "Was
the patient that bad?"
Penny said, "No, I just didn't want to be the only
sucker called out on a night like this."
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