Subject: You Ain't Got No Culture!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jan 12 2003 - 09:43:12 EST
"You Ain't Got No Culture!"
Culture is roughly anything we do and the
monkeys don't.
Eat yogurt and get some culture.
Anthropologists do it with culture.
Microbiologists do it with culture.
Culture is the conspiracy theory of intellectuals.
Bacteria is the only culture that some people
will ever have.
There are no Anglo-Saxon food booths at foreign
culture exhibits.
Culture owes its peaks to politically weak ages.
--Nietzsche
Every culture has its demons. --Chakotay
Culture is what your butcher would have if he
were a surgeon.
Time for culture, gone Chopin, Bach in a minuet
You're a Loser if your idea of culture is a Garth
Brooks concert.
Wit is cultured insolence.
Smashing down a goal post at a Texas football
game is America's contribution to culture.
Not passing gas in elevators is a sure sin of
culture.
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