Subject: How To Annoy A Person With.....
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 14 2003 - 05:56:06 EST
"How To Annoy A Person With....."
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder? Tell him
his hands are dirty.
Tourettes? Ask him to curse - twice.
Attention-Deficit-Disorder? After everything
s/he says, ask "What?"
Schitzophrenia? Ask, "Do you hear something?"
Multiple Personalities? Always assign *them*
three projects concurrently.
Anorexia? Ask if they've put on a few pounds.
Bulemia? Give them a gift of a plastic finger.
Suicidal? Tell them they look "run down."
Masochistic? Tell them you love their scars.
Sadistic? Show them an unrelated scar on
your body and ask "remember this?"
General disorientation? Ask them to proofread
a paper with the pages stapled in backwards
order.
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