Subject: Blonde In The Circle
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jan 09 2003 - 06:07:42 EST
"Blonde In The Circle"
One day a truck driver was driving down a highway
when he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a
blonde in a little blue car tailgating him. Well, this
truck driver hated to be tailgated, so he stops his
truck and walks over to the car, which had also
stopped and said,
"Hey, lady, if you don't stop tailgating me, I'm going
to bust up your car."
So he gets back in truck and drives away.
A little while later he looks in his rear view mirror,
and sees the blonde tailgating him again. So he
stops his truck, gets out, and walks over to the car,
saying,
"Hey lady, stop tailgating me, or I'll bust up your car."
So he gets back in his truck and drives away.
A little while later he again looks in his rear view mirror,
and once again the blonde is tailgating him. So he
stops his truck, walks over to the car, and says,
"Lady, get out."
So the blonde steps out of her car, and the truck
driver draws a circle on the roadside, saying,
"Now don't step out of that circle."
Then he proceeds to bust up the blonde's car,
smashing the windshields and windows.
And the blonde starts laughing.
The truck driver rips out the seats, and busts all
the tires.
And the blonde keeps laughing.
He takes a sledge hammer from his truck, and
pounds in the frame, rips out the steering wheel,
cuts the brake lines, etc, until the car is completely
totaled.
And the blonde is still laughing.
The truck driver walks over to the blonde, and says,
"Lady, I just completely totaled your car, and you're
still laughing. What is so funny?????"
The blonde replies, giggling, "I stepped out the circle
and you didn't see me!!!!!!!!"
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"Blonde Hitchhiker"
Bambi, a buxom blonde, was on the side of the
road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in
the middle of a storm. The night was rolling
on and no car went by. The storm was so strong
she could hardly see a few feet ahead of her.
Suddenly she saw a car coming toward her and
stop.
Without thinking about it, Bambi got into the
back seat, closed the door and then realized
there was nobody behind the wheel! The car
started slowly; the blonde passenger looked at
the road and saw a curve coming her way. Scared,
she started to pray begging for her life. She
was still in shock, when just before she hit
the curve, a hand appears through the window
and moved the wheel. Bambi, paralyzed in terror,
watched how the hand appeared every time right
before a curve.
Gathering her strength, she jumped out of the
car and ran to the nearest town. Wet and in
shock, she went to a restaurant and started
telling everybody about the horrible experience
she went through.
A silence enveloped everybody when they realize
Bambi was serious. About half an hour later,
two guys walked into the same restaurant. They
looked around for a table when one said to the
other, "Look John, that's the dumb blonde who
got in the car while we were pushing it."
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